segunda-feira, 5 de setembro de 2011

Motzie

Ha-Motzie asked me to tell you that she feels honoured by Gata Sueto's interest, but her contract with the The Office, in Tel Aviv, does not allow her to to work as a body guard for private individuals. That, however, does not keep her from making friends with Gata Sueto.
She is in very good terms with Doobie, a large black cat of uncertain parentage and Camille, an aristocratic, apple-headed Siamese.
She hers is a "pure half Siamese" and she does not discriminate against anyone other than The Sausage Dog from Hell.
She adds that Camille, who is a free agent, is trained in Asian martial arts. Unfortunately she lives in New England, which makes the value her body guard services to Gata Sueto somewhat dubious.
P.S.- Cabe esclarecer que a correspondência em questão refere-se a uma consulta feita por Sueto a respeito de contar com os serviços de inteligência de Motzie, expert em assuntos do Oriente Médio e segundo fontes, responsável por silenciar a Salsicha Infernal.  Embora esta possibilidade não tenha se concretizado em razão de compromissos assumidos por Motzie, o contato propiciou que Sueto e Motzie se aproximassem. Nas palavras de Madame Castelar, encarregada de seus assuntos humanos,"Motzie now has a friend in Brazil, a literary cat called Gata Sueto. That is why Motzie looks so smug. She cannot read Portuguese but her Hebrew is superb. So is her body language"

2 comentários:

  1. "Slicha, ani lo medaberet anglit."

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  2. Motzie is fibbing. She speaks English perfectly well. She is annoyed because the picture on your page is Camille's. and her slave read your blog and loved it.

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